Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Leslie's House of Snot
I have a profession in which 90% of the time ALL or some of the children in my care have some sort of snotty nose.
The amount of tissues I go through in this place could stuff a living room of couches.
It shoots out in rockets, it drips, it runs, it hangs. It comes in clear, yellow, green and sometimes orange.
They lick it, they blow it, they touch it, they smear it from ear to ear. Sometimes it even stretches an arms length.
Ever heard of a nasal aspirator? Its a fun little gadget you can use to SUCK it from their face and then squirt it into a kleenex. Really?!?! Suction snot out of a 12 month olds unwilling face. This is my job.
And despite its complete and utter grossness, they HATE it when you try to wipe it off of them. So there is screaming and crying and squirming and it just gets all over everywhere, including my clothing, my furniture and my hair. Yea, snot in your hair is awesome.
Thinking of renaming the place "Leslie's House of Snot"
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Our holiday photo shoot
Friday, December 17, 2010
Can you fell the Merry??
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Things I say a million times a day...
~Are you poopy?
~Do you need a nap?
~Is that the way you are supposed to play with that toy?
~Do you stand on the furniture at home?
~Less talking... More eating
~Does somebody need a time out?
~Thank You, but put that back in your mouth. *or* Get that out of your mouth!!!
~That's not YOUR cup.
~ No Hitting! * and other variations of We don't hit. Be gentle. Soft touches....
~Be careful!
~did you brush your teeth??
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010
I"m still a good mom even though...
I am not perfect, theres always room for improvement, but still I am a good mom.
Everyday someone says something, or I read something, or I do something that makes me feel, well..... less than perfect. And so my new mantra has become
"I'm still a good mom even though":
I sometimes raise my voice.
(ok I yell, but this is how they know I am mad. The louder the voice the angrier I am. DUH?) I read an article recently that said I should whisper at them. My son whispered back "great speech mom")
I feed my kids white bread.
(though apparently I "might as well give them cupcakes")
I sometimes microwave food in plastic containers.
(but believe it or not I am smart enough not to microwave plastic wrap)
I let my toddler play with cough medicine bottles while I get dressed.
(thats what the child proof caps are for, right?)
my kids still eat hot dogs, fish sticks, and Easy Mac.
I won't eat a turkey dog, I wont make my kids eat a turkey dog. They like fish sticks...and gosh darn it, Easy Mac is ....EASY!
sometimes they go to bed without reading a book.
because sometimes Mommy is just plain tired.
I dont always fight with them to brush their teeth.
I already fight with them about a million different things all day, baby teeth fall out. They can have this one.
I haven't decided which preschool I will be sending my 11 month old to yet.
I know people with 8 month old kids who have already chosen a preschool. I think this is rediculous.
My 7 year old plays video games and watches "the Suite Life of Zach and Cody" ALOT.
Maybe this is age appropriate, maybe not so much... it could be worse. He's not watching soap operas, or Maury Povich.
i think dinner time is for eating not playing games.
I just read an article about playing games at the dinner table to encourage good behavior, social skills and just to keep the kids seated. I have to say "start eating" and "less talking, more eating" about 300 times during a meal. If we played games at the dinner table there would be zero eating. Zero.
My kids are healthy, happy, smart and funny, clean and well dressed.
I'm still a good Mom. :)
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
September!!
Braeden and I at the Canfield Fair. He loved sitting on all the tractors and military equipment.
Liesl is walking up a storm now!! At 10 1/2 months she has about 10 or so words and can sign "all done" and "milk". She walks all over the place. We like to call her "Grabby" because thats pretty much the name of her game these days. She wants to touch everything. She enjoyed her first Canfield Fair, Johnny Appleseed Festival and hayride, and Octoberfest.
Braeden tried out and MADE THE NORTH ROYALTON TRAVEL BASEBALL 8U TEAM!!! This is an even bigger deal than we had ever thought. they only picked 10 kids. It is going to be a huge time commitment and a decent financial one. ugh. He will get professional hitting and pitching lessons and will get to play 20 games, plus one or two tournaments. Uniforms alone for this team cost 200$. We are very proud of him and are looking forward to getting started. (in January) I signed up to be the teams treasurer, It will be fun to get to play in the money again. :) We need to fundraise about $ 7,000.
Scott and I are looking forward to a short trip to Vegas the first week of October. His company is pretty much footing the bill because its for a continuing education experience. Called VisionExpo. "The Situation" from Jersey Shore is going to be there, as well as Ari from Entourage. Mostly, I'm just excited to have some adult time in the sun by the pool. (Ceasars Palace pool to boot :o)
This year is just flying by. I can't believe its October already.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Gluten Free Diet on NBC Today Show
I thought this was interesting since most of the people I know have tried and failed at a gluten free diet. Its not as easy as it looks.
Monday, August 30, 2010
First day of 3rd grade
This year he decided he was too big to have his picture taken getting on the bus, but thankfully his bus driver didn't agree and he made him turn around and give me a smile.
I wanted him to stand in front of the front door for a picture, but the farthest he would go was in front of the tree. I think he was afraid to lose sight of the corner in case the bus came... or maybe he was just super annoyed that I was making a big deal. :)
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Verizon Droid 2 Commercial
This commercial made me think of Scott. This is exactly how he is on his phone. I swear he can text THAT fast!!! He had the first version of this phone and sent it back because the keyboard wasnt fast enough.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Valued Moment 3-24 - The Middle
Sometimes I think we all feel like this. Like we're "just" moms. But being a mom is the best thing that ever happened to me. I've never tried harder at anything, or cared more about anything. I think my children are absolutely a reflection of me and they make me proud everyday. Being a mom is hard work and sometimes I think most people don't realize just how much thought, energy, planning, blood, sweat and tears go into it.
I loves this episode becuase I do a million invisible things (like find the missing care keys in the lego tower) everyday and sometimes its really great when somebody notices.
I am a mom, I can do ANYTHING!!!
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When this episode aired I rewound it and watched this part about 6 times. I wish I was quick enough to record things Scotty says. I just love being right and being able to say so. HAHA. :)
Saturday, August 14, 2010
New GEICO Commercial - Piggy
I laugh so hard every time I see this commercial. Scott hates it, and that I laugh so hard. :)
Saturday, August 7, 2010
More vacation pics
We went to Epcot. It was sooo much cooler than I remembered it. Braeden had a lot of fun. This is us being silly in England.
On our last night we went to Margaritaville at Universal Studios. It was like being a a big party.
The Epcot ball is still something to see, and the ride inside was awesome. At the end you get a video with your pictures integrated into it in your car, I havent figured out how to save it to my computer yet tho.
This is Liesl and I in our matching suits. :)
Scott was even taller than Goofy.
Isn't this the cutest picture of me and Minnie?
This is Cinderella in the electric light parade. Did I say I heart her?
One of my favorite memories of being in Disney as a child was getting the Mickey shaped balloon. (mine was blue) I couldn't wait to buy this for my kids... It is still inflated BTW.
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
a whole bunch of firsts!
Everyone but Dad had these cool ears. I really liked mine and so did Mom. We are going to go have professional shots taken in them. Disney world was lots of fun. I especially loved the Electric light parade and fireworks show.
Here's me in my float.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Baseball Season
He had a perfect season and NEVER struck out. In one or two games he had more than 3 of the outs and he is a great fielder. The kids have to play every position, and he changes his mind everyday which one he likes the best.
Liesl and I have really enjoyed going to all the games to see him play. He invites anyone and everyone to come and watch him. I'm going to be sad when the season is over and I can't go anymore. We're thinking of letting him try out for the traveling team this fall. With one more game to go, his team is tied for 2nd place.